My first day with F.U.S.E.
The other day I had to teach a class of 12 year old Vietnamese children the present perfect tense using a smart board. Not content to simply dawdle about I found flash games and movie clips and the. A blogpost suggested the U2 song Still haven’t found what I am looking for. Now I liked U2 back in the day. They did something in that post-alternative emo space that seemed epic in juxtaposition to many other bands, but the problem is things have moved on. The epic sad melodies on the 90s have moved on if you want impoverished problems today you head straight to M.I.A.. I also had problems with other classes with songs before Bob Dylan = No in the classroom Flo-rida = yes. So i was apprehensive, but squished for time so I penciled U2 in & hoped I could avoid it. Low and behold my grammar game blew up and a bored class demanded youtube so I quickly scrawled have and then a box for verbs on the board and let the Edge & Bono teach them conjugation. To my extreme delight the class burst into laughter. Every signifier, every over the top Bono moment, his exaggerated facial expressions, the needlessly repetitive minimalism they all thought it was hilarious. Melancholy had moved on to such heights that this 90s drenched alternative rock may as well have been parody. The kids loved it and we made ironic Bono faces & conjugated our tenses. Then I went home and the ps3 place down the street pulled me over told me they had gotten Fuse in today.
You see me and my landlord’s son have been playing Borderlands together for almost 2 months now. We’re now on true vault hunter mode & almost at the warrior. So I began to ask about other co-op games and decided to give FUSE a shot. FUSE may as well be called generic last-gen shooter. Its limited linear mechanics, its cover based shooting, its cliched storyline, even the way the guys curse seems like everything I experienced in every 2000s shooter except somehow less exceptional. It doesn’t have the wow factor Gears of War did or the awesome setting. Yet, unlike other relics which we have moved swiftly over, Fuse is not subtly hilarious, but instead a tad tedious. The absence of Borderlands style rogue like weapons sucks, the level designs are ripped straight from a single player adventure, sometimes you progress from cover to cover to get to some baddies and then have to turn around and “hack” a door about 100 meters back. It requires players to “rally” around certain points when sometimes you just want to explore. The sex interest is Asian / Chinese to characters are frequently interrupted by storyline and just when the shooting starts to get fun: a cinema scene intervenes. When we’re playing Borderlands sometimes I just stop and find ammo boxes or do objectives while my co-op mate runs around gunning for exp. sometimes he doesn’t even want to do missions and we just kill things and trade weapons by dropping them. In F.U.S.E. Everything is tightly scripted so as to bring you to another cinematic scene. It has some high points, my warp rifle? Is that it? Shoots black holes which cleverly explode flushing baddies out of cover and there is something satisfying about cloaking, running into a tighter corridor and shotgunning a group of bad guys down, but honestly its not that much so far. The game lacks the replayability of Borderlands even today. Even the downed mechanic fails to realize what made the shoot and live mode of BL2 great. On the other hand the characters do compliment each other well and the ability to switch into any other class at a moment’s notice is great. The boss fights were interesting and actually required decoys ala MMOs which was nice. But there’s this one point where you have to melee a box open and then crawl vents that wasn’t introduced very well and the climbing mechanics seem ultimately unnecessary. Its like someone had a good idea for a co-op shooter in terms of abilities & weapons, but a bad idea in terms of level design. My co-op mate often gets lost in corridors chocked full of the minor get in the vent things these games usually require. Fuse at times lets it hand down and we realize a hacking mechanic in reality is just a way of loading another room or even worse that the game doesn’t care how creative or stupid you and your friends want to be: it just needs X put in Y. Part of what makes co-op great is playing with your friends and Fuse is to stepped in the patterns of single player to quite get it right. Its a good try, but I think Sunset Overdrive looks more promising.
P.s. i know how the devs feel when I bounce from intense businessman english class to kindergarten its just such different skills required.