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The exquisite corpse of Mr. & Mrs. Saint Nick

Hey Folks,

 

For Christmas this year I’m assembling the bloated bodies of two of our more maligned Xmas dieties Mr. and Mrs. Saint Nick. If you desire to be part of this project PM your full address to aljones15 on twitter.com

You will receive one folded up piece of paper and one of the following instructions:

The exquisite corpse of Mrs. Saint Nick

The following is an art project… or just a way to make you laugh and waste some time. The point of it is to draw an exquisite corpse of that most invisible of yuletide workers: Mrs. Santa Claus. We’ll all draw one body together. Remember: what are the forces acting on a body that’s never there, but there. How does Mrs. Claus react to the sudden cultural necessity of her existence? what is it like being alone at the north pole in a workshop full of unmarried and remarkably fit elves while married to a man who can see what your doing and like Freddy Kruger, knows when you’re awake?

Add your e-mail to this list, so that when the piece is finished we can see the final picture.

1. ___________________

2. ___________________

3. ___________________

4. ___________________

5. ___________________

6. ___________________

7. ___________________

8. ___________________

When you’re done drawing please send this to the next interested party you can find.

Remember to fold it, so a blank space is visible, but other contributions are not (if possible).

you can also add all the above addresses on twitter if you so desired.

If you finished this picture, please take a digital photo, post it online, and e-mail us so we can all see!!!

 

THANKS SO MUCH FOR RENDERING NEEDED COMMENTARY ON THIS VERY IMPORTANT CHRISTMAS TIME ISSUE.

Kindly,

Andrew Lyle Jones

of Bangkok​

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The exquisite corpse of Santa Claws!!!!

The following is an art project… or just a way to make you laugh and waste some time. The point of it is to draw an exquisite corpse of that most visible of yuletide workers: Santa Claus. Remember: You an avatar of consumeristtriumph over religion. You operate on the day that a religious leader died, but each year you erase him to a mere trace. In countries where said religious leader’s sect doesn’t constitute a majority, you exist because of marketing forces. Your system of values pro-ports that the value of a person may be measured in purchasable goods, as is you’re a barometer of someone’s social standing. You have mystical powers including the ability to enter dreams, witness crimes, & render a binary of naughty or nice on millions. You are essentially like Freddy Kruger… except Freddy actually cares.

 

Add your e-mail to this list, so that when the piece is finished we can see the final picture.

1. ___________________

2. ___________________

3. ___________________

4. ___________________

5. ___________________

6. ___________________

7. ___________________

8. ___________________

When you’re done drawing please send this to the next interested party you can find.

Remember to fold it, so a blank space is visible, but other contributions are not (if possible).

you can also add all the above addresses on twitter if you so desired.

If you finished this picture, please take a digital photo, post it online, and e-mail us so we can all see!!!

THANKS SO MUCH FOR RENDERING NEEDED COMMENTARY ON THIS VERY IMPORTANT CHRISTMAS TIME ISSUE.

Kindly,

Andrew Lyle Jones

of Bangkok​

 

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